I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Randomize
