Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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