I saw his package. It spoke to me.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Randomize
