so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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