You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I don't think brook has ever known best
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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