Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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