So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
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