You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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