Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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