Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
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