So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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