A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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