so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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