alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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