We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Randomize
