I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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