Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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