so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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