it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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