singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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