How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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