Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Dignity is for republicans.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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