i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
i wish my penis had a tongue
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
