Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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