Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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