I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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