I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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