He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
one might say we're banned from that church
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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