need another drink. this is the easiest way
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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