I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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