If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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