Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
