What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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