yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Randomize
