Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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