yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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