Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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