Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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