Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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