i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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