He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
