Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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