It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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