I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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