So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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