So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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