My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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