I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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