Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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