Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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