I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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