none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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