I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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