try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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