She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
it's great music for shaving your balls
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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