Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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