You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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