i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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