How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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